Holistic Launch and Content Partnerships for Health & Wellness Coaches
A digital marketer, a content creator, and an administrative assistant walk into a wellness business…
…and the punchline is that they’re all the same person. Me.
Let’s be honest. You’re past the point of needing a little help. You’re at the stage where you’d happily trade your second-favorite crystal for someone to just come in and run the entire backstage operation of your business so you can finally breathe.
You’re juggling a launch, trying to keep your blog from gathering digital dust, and your website setup has achieved a state of quantum chaos. It’s a lot. And the idea of hiring three different people to handle it all sounds like its own special kind of group-project-gone-wrong nightmare.
This isn’t just a package; it’s a lifeline. A full-service virtual assistant co-conspirator for the health and wellness coach juggling world-changing brilliance while drowning in the quicksand of launch and marketing hell. This is the "done-for-you" experience you’ve been fantasizing about — because let’s face it, the dream of magically cloning yourself isn’t happening anytime soon. Strategy and execution, all in one place. Namaste.
For health & wellness coaches whose take on business management is 'namaste-away'
Right. You’re the expert at guiding people through transformation, but the business side of things can feel like a surreal riddle you never signed up to solve. This is where we step in. Picture this package as your all-in-one, low-drama solution that handles strategy, content, and every bit of admin from launch to inbox. We take on the busywork of getting your digital business out there — so you can focus on what actually moves the needle (and maybe even meditate, with zero guilt about your untamed to-do list sneaking into savasana).
What You Get When You Go All In
This is the “stop being the CEO and the intern” package. I handle everything from content marketing that keeps your audience obsessed, to digital product launches that don’t feel like a slow-motion car crash, to daily operations that actually work (can you imagine?).
Sales pages? Done.
Client onboarding? Effortless as shavasana.
Tech tangles? Smoothed out.
It’s like having a business partner who does all the heavy lifting while you get to focus on being brilliant (and maybe finally take a lunch break that doesn’t involve answering emails).
Basically, complete operational freedom. You bring the fireworks; I make sure we have the permits and a lighter that works.
Things You Can Officially Stop Googling ‘How to Do’
Comprehensive Digital Product Launch Support
From the first "what if?" to the final "welcome, members!" email, consider me your start-to-finish launch co-conspirator. This covers the grand, sweeping vistas of your launch — strategy, sales pages, tech setup that doesn't throw a tantrum — and all the gloriously nerdy details that actually make it work. It’s like having someone who not only remembers the crucial steps but has already quietly completed them.
Your launch happens on time, on brand, and without a single tech-induced meltdown. You show up for your students; I show up for everything else.
Ongoing Copywriting, Content Marketing, & SEO Refinements
Your business isn’t a one-hit wonder, and your content shouldn’t be either. We’ll craft a strategy that keeps your audience engaged and your expertise shining like a wellness guru’s aura. Think of it as content marketing for health and wellness coaches: blogs, newsletters, and social media that work hard even when you’re kicking back with a green juice. Consistency? Check. Authority? Check. Juice cleanse optional.
Your audience stays hooked, your list keeps growing, and you stay top-of-mind without being glued to your phone.
The Ultimate Alignment for Your Business
Think of this not just as a bundle, but as a completely different state of existence (like finally getting your business chakras aligned). The real flex of the Holistic Launch and Content Partnership is the blissful coherence of having your launch strategy and your daily content actually speaking the same language. Instead of frantically juggling separate providers or trying to be the visionary CEO and the exhausted intern simultaneously, you get a seamless ecosystem where your blog posts naturally feed your funnels and the tech demons are exorcised before they can ruin your day. It’s the holistic container your work deserves, allowing you to drop the juggling act and get back to the healing you actually signed up to do.
Every part of your business finally talks to the other parts. No mixed messages, no dropped balls. Just a cohesive, high-performing ecosystem.
How You Know It Worked (Reality Edition)
You go from "frantic juggler" to "visionary CEO" (the kind who actually has time to drink their tea while it's hot
Your business stops feeling like a house of cards and starts feeling like a well-oiled machine
You get to do the work you love, while I handle the work that makes you want to hide under your desk
If you need this, you know who you are.
(But just in case, see below)
You are…
A life coach ready for a true partner who thinks strategically, not just a pair of hands to check off a to-do list
A functional medicine practitioner juggling a launch, ongoing marketing, and client work, and feels the first ominous signs of a system-wide crash
An integrative health consultant looking for a single point of contact who understands the entire ecosystem of their business
A women’s health and hormone specialist who’s done with DIY and ready for a virtual assistant for their wellness business who can step in and take ownership
The Fine PrintMonthly Retainer | $5,000
The Numbers Behind the Investment
For about $100 a day, you get a full-scale business partner: someone who’s in the trenches with you, handling everything from content to launches to operations. No more juggling a million tasks or wondering if your strategy is actually working. Most health and wellness coaches spend countless hours trying to do it all themselves, but with this package, you’re saving time, energy, and up to $3,000 a month in opportunity cost. It’s not just support; it’s a game plan for growth.
What You Get When You Go All In
This is the “stop being the CEO and the intern” package. I handle everything from content marketing that keeps your audience obsessed, to digital product launches that don’t feel like a slow-motion car crash, to daily operations that actually work (can you imagine?).
Sales pages? Done.
Client onboarding? Effortless as shavasana.
Tech tangles? Smoothed out.
It’s like having a business partner who does all the heavy lifting while you get to focus on being brilliant (and maybe finally take a lunch break that doesn’t involve answering emails). You stop bleeding time and money on DIY fixes and start investing in sustainable, scalable growth.
Ok, Big Time.
I see you! Now let’s make sure everyone else can too.
Drumroll Please…
Optional. But, I’m Opposed to You Skipping This Service as Much as I Can Be (While Still Letting It Happen)
Still Planning On Skipping the Website Copywriting & SEO Package?
That’s a Bold Strategy, Babe. (And Not In a Fun Way).
Okay, here’s your holistic horoscope: You finally pulled that matcha-fueled all-nighter, channeled your inner Beyoncé (but alas, still woke up as yourself), and built a digital product so transformative you’re practically qualifying for a Nobel Prize. Plot twist: if your site isn’t findable, you’re not becoming an online legend; you’re now the secret menu at a speakeasy nobody can pronounce and only hipsters in fedoras stumble into by mistake. Congrats, you’ve accidentally entered digital stealth mode.
Content without SEO is like opening a wellness clinic... but setting the pin location on Google Maps to the Upside Down. Seriously, your energy work is lost in a parallel universe, and the only clients showing up are Demogorgons (who we hear are terrible at mindful breathing btw).
Cue: The Website Copywriting & SEO Package. It’s the green juice of the wellness internet: quietly powerful, 0% gimmicks, and somehow just makes everything function better. And forget the Field of Dreams pep talk – without SEO, you can build it but no one’s coming (Google won't even bother leaving you on read). Your audience traffic is mostly just you rewatching your own Stories like it’s a comfort show.
Think of SEO as your website's VIP pass in the algorithmic nightclub of Google. We’re talking curb appeal, neon signs, and a playlist that makes everyone say, “Wait, how do I get in here?” Otherwise, your best work is starring in a Netflix Limited Series titled “How to Lose Clients and Alienate Algorithms.”
You’ve poured resources, bourbon (no judgment), and several 2 AM all-caps Slack messages into bringing your offer alive. Don't let your big idea become a digital myth uncovered by future archaeologists in your "maybe someday" folder. Good SEO is the difference between a cult classic and a silent film no one watches. Here’s what it looks like:
Show up when your future students Google their problems, so they find your course, not your competitor's
An evergreen lead magnet plants your product in your students’ paths while you sleep (or rewatch Fleabag for the 8th time)
Real authority without shoving it down people’s throats by ranking for key terms in your sphere
Ready to give your competitors a brand new stress rash?
Request the Website Copywriting & SEO package during your consultation to go from "don't know her?" to "how is she everywhere?." (Then send your colleagues some anti-itch cream).
Seriously, don’t make me beg. (I’m not above it).
So, Are We Doing This or What?
If you’re a mindset coach juggling 17 hats and dropping most of them, a somatic therapist who’s ready to scale but can’t do it alone, or a holistic health practitioner tired of being the CEO, admin, and marketing team all at once, then it’s time to hand it off.
You could keep doom-scrolling past your to-do list, scattering sticky notes like wellness confetti, and manifesting more hours in the day (spoiler: doesn’t work). Or you could book a call with someone who actually enjoys remixing your content and doesn’t flinch at the phrase “launch timeline.” No sales-y weirdness — just an actual conversation to see if we work as well together as a fast-paced playlist and a long run — effortless, energizing, and maybe your new favorite combo. Smash that button and let’s discover if launching your genius can actually feel easier than finding the perfect oat milk latte.